Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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