I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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