i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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