btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
How's work?
Spinning.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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