im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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