You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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