I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Are we in a gay sports bar?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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