guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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