I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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