worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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