1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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