Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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