Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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