why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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