He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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