so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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