Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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