can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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