remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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