just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She announced her abortion via fbk
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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