I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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