Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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