Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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