You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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