what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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