This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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