yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Randomize
