we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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