spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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