So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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