Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I will pee on everything he values.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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