I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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