She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
