I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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