it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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