your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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