oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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