Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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