A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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