Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
it was like his penis was on wheels.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
