Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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