I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
