it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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