dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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