sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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