We're facebook friends in real life
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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