Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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