So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
