I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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