I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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